EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
WONDER WOMAN!
VS!
STEVIE WONDER!
BEGIN!
Wonder Woman fly, I'm about to tell you why
Princess Diana, but this Lady don't Di!
My rhymes are signed, sealed, and delivered on time!
You a bald has-been; I'm in my Amazon Prime!
I tell you what I say; you bit your style from Ray!
The grin and the shades and the king cobra head sway!
Gods made me out of clay, then they broke the mold!
I'm like Geena Davis, in the Justice League of my Own!
I Just Called to Say that you need to ditch the hair beads!
Lookin' like the Predator after some chemotherapy!
But don't be scared, I let Bats down easy,
So you don't gotta worry 'bout a thing, Li'l Stevie!
I've been like since the beginning,
But you have sucked for few thousand years!
I'm a man who comes from a Higher Ground!
And I'd say DC is a whole step down!
I've been spitting out hits since both Fingertips,
So use the tip of your fingers and read my lips!
Now how you gonna talk about a bat being blind?
You need to echo-relocate to the 4th of July
Because you're Miss Independent, or at least you try,
But your first story is you, running off with a guy!
Now let me tell you the truth 'cause I know you got the lasso!
You got that wack flow, sufferin' Sappho!
I'm the ceremony Master Blaster with the bars,
And I got more Grammys than your panties got stars!
Well I'm a Woman who Wonders what you're thinking!
Some of your records make me wish you started drinking!
Even if I stick to the best selections,
Your YouTube videos raise some vision questions!
Your ignorant questions could never cause as much pain
As never knowing how stupid you look in your airplane!
You're a misguided, C-minus-on-the-Bechdel-Test joke,
And my worst song is better than your best TV show!
Look, I don't wanna judge a Talking Book by its cover,
But at the vegan buffet, you're a full-time lover,
And a part-time father, from what I've discovered!
Nine different kids with five different mothers!
You couldn't walk in my shoes, so stick to your reboots
With a plot so thin even I could see through!
It's not a Superstition; I believe you got dissed!
Not even your tiara's coming back from this!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
(Yeah... Yeah...)