We are the Andrewoids
Dr. Monster's new best freinds!
We're perfectly polite
Part-machine, part-Canadian!
We are the Andrewoids
We're the droids you're looking for!
Our data indicates
That androids give you more!
Andrew 1, and Andrew 2
Together there's nothing we can't do!
So why settle for blood and guts
When you can have your own robo-butlers?
We're throwing out all the bad Apples
Nothing beats an Android in battle!
Sorry Douglas, I hate to say
You're obsolete, time for an upgrade!
We are the Andrewoids!
And we're the perfect bouble act!
We're taking over now
So sit back and relax!
We are the Andrewoids
And Douglas can't compete!
Programmed to be the best
We replicant be beat!
So you think you're the perfect henchmen?
I'll take you're plans and throw a monkey wrench in!
I may seem meek and mild, really, I get it!
But I'm a go freaking wild and send you back to Sky-Net!
No heart, just a couple of Tin Men
You lack souls, just like all twins and
I'm not scared of your robo-Canucks!
Step to me and you'll get fundamentally outclassed
Dr. M, this drives me mad
I've worked so hard to make you GLaD!
Oh, something's wrong with these driods, it's true!
If only I had some type of proof!
We are the Andrewoids
Close your eyes and go to sleep!
You're vision's fading now as you count electric sheep!
We are the Andrewoids
We destroyed our human side!
You're better faster stronger now
It's time to say goodbye!
No! Boss! I'm here to save you!
Gonna fry these A.I.'s CPUs
Can a set of all sets contain itself in it?
Can you calculate Pi to the very last digit?
What's wrong? You look confused
Pretty soon you're about to blow a fuse
Your bot-brains can't stop buffering
Time to end your suffering!