I could be your confidant
I could keep your promises
I can help your trauma and your drama and your solemness
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I could be an astronaut
I could be a pharmacist
I could take the pills for you and never be too talkative
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
To-to-to-to-to be honest I'm not confident
I mean, I could confidently tell you I'm incompetent
To be honest, I think I feel too much
I think I need two cups
I think I need you, but
I can never keep up
Repeat the cups, repeat the class (repeat repeat)
Repeat a grade, bounce the ass (oooo)
Bounce the pass right off the glass (Mmm)
Slam it down, slam it fast (Bitch)
I could be your confidant
I could keep your promises
I can help your trauma and your drama and your solemness
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I could be an astronaut
I could be a pharmacist
I could take the pills for and never be too talkative
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
Like "Whoo!"
Can we take it slow?
Can we take it slow?
Can we take it slow?
Slow like "Woah!"
At the top of the rollercoaster my demons are playin' poker
Like all in on bein' sober
I'm tired of being broker than broke
I got negative money
Oh, wish I was bein' funny
Woah, I wish it was always sunny
And maybe you're right, I should book a flight and get to running
Woah
I could be your confidant
I could keep your promises
I can help your trauma and your drama and your solemness
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I could be an astronaut
I could be a pharmacist
I could take the pills for you and never be too talkative
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)
I do solemnly swear (Swear, swear)