Frank, an almost true story Just when things seemed so funky dory The divine comedy set in to win Paul, the prettiest boy on the block, he A slave for love and forgery gave in to the monotony Of this life... Can you believe it? I could barely walk lest understand Can you believe it? All the fun that we had! For Michael, the world was filled With laughter There was no morning after And all the things just looked the same Richard, an almost true story Never quite caught up with the glory Of this "larger than life" Checkers and stripes Can you believe it? I could barely walk lest understand Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Comin' round from never - never land Can you believe it All the fun that we had!