Well I've been sitting down to think I haven't had a drop to drink I still think I know what's going down Well, you can turn me off and on Like a project you've been working on But now I'm going to move right into town Well, I know that I scare you You're right to be scared So come on, I dare you Tell me where to go We've barely spoken more than twice But I know that you're just right And that together we were meant to be If it wasn't for your pretty wife I know that we could have a life And the one in your arms would be me Well, I know that I scare you You're right to be scared So come on, I dare you Tell me where to go I know that you don't want me here But I hate to tell you dear You're stuck with me until the day you die When you kissed me in the car that night You should have known you'd have to fight To try and keep me out of your life Well, I know that I scare you You're right to be scared So come on, I dare you Tell me where to go ... So read this letter carefully And know that it has come from me I want you to be happy, and you'll see Why, I look forward to seeing you dear You know you'll always find me here In the State Penitentiary And I know that I scare you You're right to be scared So come on, I dare you Tell me where to go