I don't need mashed potatoes
You can keep your pumpkin pie
Never craved deviled eggs or turkey legs
And I've got my reasons why
After two whole days of cooking
You only eat for half an hour
Feeling so full, gotta pull open your belt
Just two more notches now
Some disagree so earnestly
But I'll shout it till the end
Thank goodness thanksgiving is over
Cuz now it's Christmas time again
Well you can put out all your pumpkins
But hey it's just a rotting gourd
Honey I prefer Douglas firs, tinsel and stirring cocoa in the name of the Lord
No kids have visions dancing
Of thanksgiving's fancy food
Smelly stuffing, green bean casserole's served with a side of political feud
Some disagree so earnestly
But I'll shout it till the end
Thank goodness thanksgiving is over
Cuz now it's Christmas time again
Don't drink too much, you'll get through this day just fine
Magic is coming up, it's on its way, in a couple weeks time
When the guests have gone, my darling
And the kids are up in bed
All the dishes clean, feeling that sweet serene relief inside my head
Come and nuzzle here in closer
We can dream of what's to come
Where to put the tree, maybe we finally hang that holly from your mom
Some disagree so earnestly
But I'll shout it till the end
Thank goodness Thanksgiving is over
Pilgrims gotta go, Noel's hummin
You can keep your thanks, Saint Nick's comin'
Thank goodness thanksgiving is over
Cuz now it's Christmas time again