Uh, so everybody's doing diss tracks right now and I'm like
"Can I do one?"
So I thought I wanna make a diss track on things I can't stand
'Cause uh, there are a lot of 'em
'Cause my name is CoryxKenshin
So uh, yeah
Fire Flame Flow productions
Shout out to Raisi K
And let's get it
Yeah!
CoryxKenshin
M-m-man, I'm on a mission
Samurai my blood but
Let me start the dissin'
Yeah I'm seeing all these diss tracks everywhere I look
Now I wanna make one too and you gon' listen
Or you shook
First thing, we diss our chips
So I got to dip
Go back to the crib
Word play "Super sick"
Go and find me somethin' delicious to snack on, bro
I got the Munchies
And if you don't mind I wish for it to be pretty crunchie
Man, I'm so tired of these half-filled bags!
All that air in that bag? Yo, I feel so sad
We stayin' paying all this money bro, that's $3.69
Frito Lay, be ashamed!
That's a gosh darn crime!
Phase two, we comin' through
Ya momma said "Clean up your room!"
"But ma!"
She interrupt, she grab that belt, she say "It's coming soon"
So you go back to your room, but first you go grab that vacuum
Know what? It's time to go goon
I gotta hit mom with a
(Bare knuckle!)
Bare knuckle to the ground if you get up, goin' another round
Flow is crazy, yeah you like the sound
Talk mess and leave you lookin' like a clown
Man, I got so much freaking paper
And by paper, I really meant this printer paper
Not money
You funny
Beard is lookin' bummy
Toes are lookin' crummy
Head is filled with nothing
Bro, you are a dummy
Wait, hold on! It's a diss track, let me get on topic
If you think the flow is over then excuse me better stop it
Now, don't get me started on siblings
Those annoying people made of evil
Sometimes cringy
Oh okay, I may love mine to death and without them I would not get far
Yo, who forgot to flush?
Ya left the whole Snickers bar
Next step, that moment you step on a Lego
That's actually the worst pain that human could feel
I could write an entire diss track
Just about the pain of stepping on a Lego
For just one click of the like button
You too can do your part by saving a life of a Lego stepper
Thank you
Yeah I see your face, I see you feelin' it
We Samurai strong but that just means we always killin' it
Uh, and every bar is freaking heavy
Crap
Now I'm in a bunch 'cause I don't know what rhymes with heavy
Spaghetti, confetti, call me Spongebob 'cause I be ready
Not deadly, instead, he is steady spending Nights at Freddy's
Also, one last thing I can't stand, the person that pour the milk
Before the cereal, catch this back hand (Oh!)
Like seriously? Who does that?
You get way less cereal that way!
Anyways, this was just a diss track
On some highly, modally, annoying things
Slice that like button on your way out
Appreciate you, fam a lam
Fire Flame Flow
Ugh, another beat bodied, I'm out