They ain't believe in us, God did
Hey, what's going on guys? Moist critical here
Today we're gonna be discussing the sheer amount of weight Softwilly has gained after TwitchCon
I mean this guy just ate 300 boxes of Cheetos and it all went to his legs
Pussy boy, don't bother me, unless you got guns and those rocks on your teeth
I count my guap gripping the glock and proceed to fill up my spleen with the wock
Guns in my pocket, Yumi in my locket
I fucked him so many times his strawberry pussy is on a watchlist
I pull up with a rocket, I hop out with my mob shit
Blow your town up, kill your mom and I won't stop it
I grip the stick, I make it spit
I run the metal, make it click
You don't know what to do or even know how to make the money move
Everything I do, I make sure I include the money too
Get the fuck up out my face if you don't want these bullets loose (boop, boop, boop)
Ayo, sad boy mafia up in this bitch
In the middle of the night, in the middle of the night
Just call my name, I'm yours to tame
In the middle of the night, in the middle of the night
Ayo, I'm gonna be westside for the rest of the song
Ayo, what the fuck?
Huh, did you hear that?
Yeah, what the hell is that?
I don't know, turn the radio on
Alright here, hold on
It's getting closer
What is that?
Here it is
Please excuse the interruption, a big fat ugly monster has appeared in City B of Kyoto
I repeat, threat level dragon, monster appears to be 400 pounds and is Softwilly
Ayo, I'm sick of this gay shit
I wanna fuck a pussy in front of Larry and his eyelids
Have you ever noticed Softwilly looks like DJ Khaled?
God did (God did)
Ayo, I got fucked by Batman in a Spirit Halloween (wait, what?)
He looked me up and down and sucked on my weiner
Weiner (boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop)
Alright, Kevin, if you get this answer right, you get 30 thousand dollars
Are you ready?
What do you bring on a picnic?
Pussy, Steve
Oh my god he said pussy, alright let's see
Show me pussy, oh my god it's up there
Oh my god it's up, oh, I gotta give it to 'em
I knew it was up there, Steve
They ain't believe in us, God did