I get pussy served on a plate
Stick my dick in it, let it marinate
When I nut, I lose weight
I cum onto my cornflakes
My jizz is whiter than snow
Your bitch gives me fellatio
My dick is hairy like a buffalo
But too bad that it's micro
My jizz is white like chalk
There's much of it in my sock
When I see big titties
I beat my fucking cock
I got so much drip everywhere
I bought a fucking Gucci chair
My bitch's pussy is fucking hairy
Your bitch is imaginary
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
I eat her ass like fucking sushi
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
Cherry go pop, pop, pop like an Uzi
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
My cum has bubbles like a jacuzzi
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
My specialty is eating booty
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
Look at my dick, it's a fucking beauty
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
She drinks my jizz and gets woozy
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
I be sucking on her boobies
Ding, dong, dong, dong, bababooey
My jizz is fucking gooey
They call me Lil Wankstain
Your mommy gives me brain
I pull up in a choo choo train
I fucked your sister, I'll do it again
I have kids in my basement (sike!)
Welcome, my dick, you called a hike?
My cum sock is from Nike
I smoke pussy in a pipe
Sipping on the purple sprite
I bang your girl, no dynamite
Ice in my wrist, give you frostbite
Your dad's gay like Fortnite
I shove my cock in your girl's ass
You know my dick is world class
When I nut, I do it fast
Your sis' v-card is a thing of the past
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
I eat her ass like fucking sushi
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
Cherry go pop, pop, pop, like an Uzi
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
My cum has bubbles like a jacuzzi
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
My specialty is eating booty
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
Look at my dick, it's a fucking beauty
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
She drinks my jizz and gets woozy
Coochie and Gucci, coochie and Gucci
I be sucking on her boobies
Ding, dong, dong, dong, bababooey
My jizz is fucking gooey
Uh, this one goes out to my mom
In case you find this song
She doesn't know that I make these
I'm glad that she doesn't know
Uh, but if she finds out
Hi, um, I'm grounded, right?
The song was good, right mom?
Right?