Ay, fuck I can't remember shit from last night I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life I swore last time was gonna be my last time And even mama said I gotta get my act right Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life I swore last time was gonna be my last time And even mama said I gotta get my act right Cuz I cannot remember shit from The night before Woke up on the floor Next to a chick Who's next to a couple more She want a kiss Cuz it's a chore Go take a piss and then I kick you out the door Okay now shorty want that smoke like it's a Newport So I made her play with my balls like it's a new sport Tell me that she need it all she want a new Porsche So I took her to the mall just to hit the food court Need your face down with that ass up Tell that bitch she better back up Might just kick you out right after Then ghost you like I am Casper Don't run your mouth I am faster You praying that's all just chatter Fuck it I'll share the love my pockets can't stop getting fatter So just buy it all say fuck the cost Tell them that I'm on my paper chase like Michael Scott I don't think I'll ever take a break or take a loss So I think it's time we celebrate like Mazel tov Fuck I can't remember shit from last night I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life I swore last time was gonna be my last time And even mama said I gotta get my act right Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life I swore last time was gonna be my last time And even mama said I gotta get my act right Cuz I cannot remember shit from My bad hiccup I think that was just the liquor I drank that whole six pack I stole and now I cannot sit up Hey mister, I wish ya would see the bigger picture And understand that your bitch mine the second that I kissed her Cuz my life is like a movie Matter fact it's blue ray You living that bootleg It's faker than a toupee Your boo thang throw it back like bouquet Had your shot like Oubre Do not care what you say, what you say Check the time it's time to go Sneak out so nobody know Drink and drive myself on home No chauffeur no chaperone Miss my turn I'm off the road Crash and burn is all I know When you earn all that you own It's easy to just buy it all, say fuck the cost Tell them that I'm on my paper chase like Michael Scott I don't think I'll ever take a break or take a loss So I think it's time we celebrate like Mazel tov Fuck I can't remember shit from last night I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life I swore last time was gonna be my last time And even mama said I gotta get my act right Cuz I cannot remember shit from last night I think I drank too much and woke up in a past life I swore last time was gonna be my last time And even mama said I gotta get my act right Cuz I cannot remember shit from