Hey, teacher, um, can I have the hall pass?
'Cause, you know, the librarian
Well, she has a really fat ass
And I'm tryna go see that
I mean, I mean, I gotta go pee
Hey, teacher, can I have a hall pass?
So I can see the librarian with the fat ass (yay)
Even though I'm only 12, I got a boner
And I'm too focused on her ass to do my homework
Ooh, yeah, yeah, she come on over my way
She said she gon' tutor me on Friday
I'm about to learn typing on computers
By a 40 year old tutor that's a cougar
Hippity hoppity, your books are my property
I got so much cash, you'd think it's Monopoly
I'm fuckin' these MILFs, and nobody's stopping me
This shit's like magic, bippity boppity
[?], my name is Clouse
Sparked in the tree, in the Magic Treehouse
She bending over, you can see down her blouse
Yeah, this is very wrong, she has kids and a spouse (woohoo)
When she came over, I turned on Reading Rainbow
She quickly went from librarian to a hoe, woah
I busted, in one minutes time
I think that's she's gonna get some jail time
Yeah, I said, hey teacher, can I have a hall pass?
So I can see the librarian with the fat ass (yay)
Even though I'm only 12, I got a boner
And I'm too focused on her ass to do my homework
Ooh, yeah, yeah, she come on over my way
And she said she's gonna tutor me on Friday
I'm about to learn typing on computers
By a 40 year old tutor that's a cougar
Okay, my teacher give me a boner
I show her, I bend her over and bone her
Like, I go to the teacher's lounge, and get me a soda
I told her I keep her nudes in my class folder
She show me her boobs, older girls never let me tap what I told her
'Cause I'll tap that fat ass, if she lets me pass that class
Put it in her butt, pass that gas
Band kid comes, lookin' like brass
She look at me like, Kudge, I just really wanna fuck
But I'll give you an F, if you don't make me nut
So uh, long story short, I didn't make her nut
So I gotta retake English, but like, that's cool
I still hit it though