Mickey? Mickey no!
Don't shoot Eddy please, he's your brother!
You had a twin brother
I couldn't afford to keep the both of you
His mother couldn't have kids
I agreed to give one away
You? You? Oh mam, why didn't you give me away mam
I could've been, I could've been him
And we blame superstition for what came to pass
How could it be what we the English have come to know as class
Did y' ever hear the story of the Johnstone twins?
As like eachother as two new pins
How one was kept and one given away
How they were born, and they died
On the self same day