And when they ask us How dangerous it was Oh we'll never tell them No we'll never tell them We spent our pay in some cafe And fought wild women, night and day T'was the cushiest job, we ever had And when they ask us And they're surely going to ask us The reason why we didn't win the "Croix de Guerre" Oh we'll never tell them No we'll never tell them There was a front, but damned if we knew where