In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking. Now, Heaven knows, Anything goes. Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose. Anything goes. The world has gone mad today And good's bad today, And black's white today, And day's night today, When those guy do date, The women prize to date, Just silly Gigolos. So, though i'm not a great romancer, I know that your bound to answer, When i propose, Anything goes.