Count on me to come while the getting's good, no fear But give me someone to love, and watch me disappear You know the dawn of time I was there Crawling from the slime I was there T-rex and me we was thick I was there The meteor came quick I was there You read about them cavemen I was there Yeah, we went clubbin' daily I was there I've seen a million sites I was there But you say you wanna stay the night and I'm like Yikes Count on me to come while the getting's good, no fear But give me someone to love, and watch me disappear Oh, the woolly mammoths froze I was there The seven wonders they rose I was there JC and Judas was drama I was there Uh, but ooh, you wanna introduce me to your mama Bye Count on me to come while the getting's good, no fear But give me someone to love, and watch me disappear Two thousand years go by I was there A bunch of people they die I was there They never caught me crying But I was there And then you texted me a picture of a diamond Why Count on me to come while the getting is good, no fear But give me someone to love, and watch me disappear Here's to me, I'm leaving, its History repeating again Here's to me, I'm leaving, its History repeating again Cheers to me, I'm leaving, its History repeating again Here's to me, I'm leaving, its History repeating again and Count on me to come while the getting's good, no fear (Here's to me, I'm leaving, its) But give me someone to love, and watch me disappear (History repeating again) Count on me to come while the getting's good, no fear (Here's to me, I'm leaving, its) But give me someone to love, and watch me disappear (History repeating again and) Count on me to come while the getting's good, no fear (Here's to me, I'm leaving, its) But give me someone to love, and watch me disappear (History repeating again and) Count on me to come while the getting's good, no fear (Here's to me, I'm leaving, its) But give me someone to love, and watch me disappear (History repeating again)