I know a gal that's awful sweet, I'm telling you she can't be beat Oh, you pretty woman And with lots of this, and plenty of that, and a motor car and a ten room flat Oh, you pretty woman She's looking for a sweetie and I think she picked on me I tried my best to get away but she wouldn't let me be And this gal you must hear more about, I'm going to stand right up and shout Oh, you pretty woman I only held her hand but once and I was weak for months and months Oh, you pretty woman One time she stood up on my lap and I just had to yell kerpap Oh, you pretty woman She locked me in her boudoir and she started straight for me I just popped and kicked and screamed until she let me be We won't be married til the spring but mother's told me everything Oh, you pretty woman Now you should should see just how she's built, one look at her and boy you will wilt Oh, you pretty woman Lots of these and plenty of those, and boy oh boy those sweaty clothes Oh, you pretty woman I never kiss her more than once unless she just demands it When she holds me closer dear I like it but I can't stand it She took me ridin' in her coupe and made my heart go poop-oop-ee-doop Oh, you pretty woman