Deltarune Rap Battles!
Rouxls Kaard
Vs
Kokichi Oma
Wow, is that the dude with the cunning and rugged good looks
With the dubious puzzles that stumped every bumbling human
To touch them? then sending them all and their crew
To the dungeon?
Nefarious plans, he two times hilarious goody two shoe guys
In classy impeccable dress? (why yes, I)
Great, who's the blue guy? (oh)
Oops! Sorry, don't mean to mislead you but I can totally beat you
If you get close, I'll use the TP to wring you out
Like you were that freak Miu! That was a lie, obviously
Does it look like I know entomology?
I don't leave my dirty work to benign quirky servants
Unlike your rotten king that hired your sorry ass and dumped
The original puzzle markers out just for you to side against him like
The Duke of Chasing Clout!
Ay! You know I'm straight Maki Roll-ing
Can't escape now, like Kaede you're roped in!
I got the crown but not the one you're controlling!
What I can say? Rouxls are meant to be broken
QUIETETH!
You're the winiest child pest I've ever meteth
And if Lancer be the metric, thou art out of pocket
Let's locketh you up in the dungeon for good with no lock pick!
God damnit! Forced watcheth another kid thinking he flows
But he knows I run the ship bringith down the house
If you run the risk! or recolor it, if discussith Risk
I feeleth so clean like a thrash machine heat up
This pest liketh mac n cheese!
Thou has no chance Rouxls floweth nice like thoust motive
You have no D. I. C. E.!
Just another clown who's too loud but we denounse fools
I maketh my own rules thou can't own Rouxls (pronounced rules)
I worketh with spades, but thou's story confounds even mua oma godest!
So many hole in thoust plot, it's a realeth Gopher Project!
I'm the hip shoppin' ship hopper discardeth this flip flopper
Try to diss Kaard? best spit harder most sinful in thine kit's roster
Twould be-eth unwise to make me pissed offeth
Stealing thine dub like a Tik-Toker
Oh, byeth the bye thou totally losteth to Imposter!
Jeez, I couldn't even care to spare you
Softer than Seam, easier to tear through!
Even Monokuma couldn't bear you
Your accent's even worse than Teruteru
Last fight I was in, they were wanting more
Last fight you were in, you were on the floor!
I'm so much more than this toy soldier
He's like his puzzles a pushover! (Nee-heehee!)
You know that I'm ruthless!
This battle is Poker, the rules card is useless!
Put down the thesaurus, with words you're the worst
Or I'll bury you and all your worms in the dirt!
Next to authority, you always choke up
Can't argue back, so just drop your persona!
I'm making my mark in another stone cause the win is mine
Kokichi Oma!
Oh, I've only beguneth to fire K. Rounds
On this bimbo's checkered drip like the compacter
That tooketh his life I'll be-eth pressing him!
Thou wants to be a pest, then bring it!
Thou's trashier than whateverest this thing is!
Thine class done cracked when you test their limits
I could solveth thine death in minutes!
Left the Love Hotel with a cross beaux
You only got closs to a crossbow!
Don't cry, I have bitches right over here! (Can I see them, HA, NO!)
Thou hopeless show soldeth you out Like thine name was Kokichi Kroma
Throweth him in a cell until all light escapes his eyes
And wheneth all your classmates rule it as
Some some of freakish coma taketh pride in knowing
That would be your greatest lie
Waaaa!, you're so mean to me, I would never lie!
Oh, you misunderstandethethsteth!
I, admire thou's michievious do-no-goodery
And would liketh to apply to be thine minion!
Oh, I already got a minion, but uh thanks
Sayeth what now? (Hello!) AUGH!