Undertale Rap Battles!
Sans
Vs
Nagito Komaeda
Drew the short stick again, huh?
Now I'm tasked with cleaning house
Guess I'll start the killing by beating down this weakened clown
A short annoying brat even his brother hates to be around
Finally, someone lower than me, literally beneath the ground!
If this stumpy freak is under me, I have one thing I care to ask
Are you a skeleton or the ghost of Teruteru's past?
No, that can't be it, he tries to get in women's pants
While you take children on dates (Not cool, Sans)
I know I'm ugly, worthless trash, I understand it
But even I can toss a Smiley Trashbag in the can quick!
So don't test your luck, because I've already planned this
This is Nagito trap, Call it mic in the hand trick
You like ships, right? Whatever floats your boat, kid
Not to brag, but joke tellers down here are pretty GOAT-ed
So call me your cancer, I make the beat slow like it's snowdin
Quit trying to go back it's hopeless
HAHAHAHA
Only jokin' your face there was top notch
You look starved for attention why don't you eat a hot dog
Like seriously! I know i'm the skeleton here
But you look like you only feed on the bottled feelings for Hinata
Hated a girl so much, you amputated your body
Used a conveniently placed lamp cord to kill Togami
That was pretty clever, you should teach my bro to write plans
Cuz I'm not one to judge (oh wait I am!)
Fitting everyone you ever meet is rotten to you
And leaves you in a room, friendships bombing harder than the ones
You got into school for your philosophy's rules
That only got yourself stabbed and brought Chiaki her doom
The hope you're wanting is skewed
To the monsterous Junko and the tots that you knew
Broke the foundation of your future
Not a god, just a tool like Pekoyama
Just what you wanted
Jeez, Kanye more a profit than you (HAHAHAHA)
Oh you want to point fingers, huh?
I'll leave you redder than the ketchup you're drinking up
Sorry but you bored me with your pitiful words
The main Course of this battle's been in Reverse
We're both so weak, a near equal match!
But I'll make you pay and I don't mean your tab
My talent truly sucks but you get on my nerves
So I think I should known, I know how fire works
Open up your eye sockets, Because it's obvious
You're weak for letting some toddler kid dust all of your populous!
It's monsterous, Papryus drops and this bonehead just watches it
But when it's him, he drops his promises?
You're a flawless spitting image of a villain
That is perfect for a stepping stone!
The laziest despair getting crushed under my precious hope!
So if you want to cross words, I drop burns, leave you torn up
And split down the middle, so much for a short cut
Do you think the worst person can change? (guess not!)
You found the truth and tried to turn off the game
And your plan almost worked, stuck a spear in your ribs
But it ended like my boss fight a swing and a miss!
So take a fire grenade, you need to cool down
We hate to you have you blow up
Talking back to me on school grounds
You're just missing the truth seems you got an empty gun drawn
Step into the court kid with me, you get drunked on!