Hey Susie there's something I want to ask you tonight
(Yeah, what's up?)
Can you come to my house and pass me the mic?
Fine, I'll be in and out you know how I am with your house
Yeah that's fine, whatever's best to snuff this Sans kinnie out
(Wait, whaaaa) There's something in the Undertale wiki
Don't report to authorities, I'll take care of it quickly
All it takes is a site refresh to break through the shell
Delete the CSS mess, give him an HTM-L
This glitchy gif just isn't it edit his page and flip the script
Won't be hard when his author dropped him for Mettaton shipping pics
Nothing is worth the risk, So turn this fight down
You're on a home page, I'm inside your house
A shape shifter gone on a rampage?
What do you know, the worst person can change
A damn shame, you're already dead where you stand
Cuz bud, I'd really love to break your head with my hands!
You dropped onto Twitter with your alternates
But when I showed up, I literally altered nets
Is that the cause of the long face? Cause jeez, kid, that's jarring
Even I wouldn't look in a mirror if I were you, darling
I'm not malicious, just suspicious of your gimmicks
Isn't Kris' shtick already basically what your whole myth is?
Seems the Squimpus McGrimpus spin off spin off's damage is minimal
Don't believe what you see on TV the man is a criminal
When the light is running low, better hide from the window
I'm the most frightening doe, we wait for your sprites to load
Then you're gone, but you might show again inside a TV's screening
Cause I don't need your soul blue, to hand you from the ceiling
You took thousands of kids from home
Nothing's like, a captive audience
But your chaos ends here, this is why I don't make promises
I'll be the jury, judge and executioner of the beat
And I sentence you to death, get dunked on, you Goner Kid