Deltarune Rap Battles
Noelle Holiday
Vs
Sayori
Oh, sorry! I hope I'm not too late on the beat
Lets just hope what Noelle says doesn't take me to sleep
Now typically, I would really, really hate to be mean
But if it's only sharing poems I have flames on the sheet
And I know I'm the one that prefers to lay, counting sheep
But you're the most sheepish here when you gaze at the teeth
Of the classmate of your dreams, and you pray that she sees
But it chalks up to dates with an avian geek! (Ehehe!)
We know birds can fly, but I'll be your beach when I turn the tide
Uh hey! that's mine! Oh, I must've forgotten
I meant to joke about the other girl in the closet (Oooooh!)
Embrace defeat, cause I've broken it down
And I'm, making heat when I open my mouth
But, there's no shame if you're not wanting to play
Just head to bed, I'll tell my friends it's a Holiday Vacation
Ok, so I have to attack with words?
I guess it makes as much sense as dressing as a nurse
Um, if that's your worse, you could borrow my pencil
Then you can write a better battle verse!
I run tracks as an after school class, you can't compete
When you're grabbing more cookies than Santa eats!
Like a box of colored crayons, yeah, the mic's getting dropped
Cause the Holiday's rapping, whether you like it or not!
You try to fire your shots, but I'm not afraid of needles
Or the feeble little lines that you brought
Not a shocker that you couldn't woo the guy that you want
You were blue balled harder harder than a Hyperlink Blocked
On the 5th day of Christmas, the tip of your wishlist
Was 5 golden rings when your mate had grown older
But there was no package, cause it didn't happen
He put on the FreezeRing and gave the cold shoulder!
Thought "There's always tomorrow for dreams to come true
Believe in your dreams!", then you leave from your room
Just to see them with one of your friends
Then you catch them lean for a smooch!
Well, that just happened (Ehehe)
Wow! That verse had the best rhymes!
But don't think cause I said that, my next verse will get nice!
I'll have the club shrieking for me, like you and pet mice
You'll freeze up like a deer in the - get out of my head-lights!
Uh sorry, what I meant to say was, that was your best verse?
You don't pack ice, I need an ice pack my head hurts (uh)
Don't forget it, when I'm teaching you a lesson
You're only making me sleepy like a seasonal depression
Was it worth it escaping your personal keyboard and mouse-pad?
You'd have better company there than your real world house had
And not too long before she has to be home without dad
Her sister's Fallen Down, and she's fallen down ba-a-a-ad
Um, Kris? Is something wrong?
N-No, I can't say that, I!
Kris, please, I can't I-I
I gotta say, keep all your cries of help to yourself
If you put your bottles of thought next to an Elf on the Shelf
Just get a hold of your emotions fore you hold the mic
This is a rap battle, dummy, not a snowball fight
Can't even beat me in your dreams, it makes sense that you'd sleep in
No Dark World compares to when you fall off the deep end
Call for Yuri, she'll give you the point through your weak skin
A Silent Night, Holey Night, and a Nice Weekend!
If your friend actually cared for you
They wouldn't dare let you decide
What you do with your stupid mind, they'd only make you move in line!
I'm stronger now, I'm better now, my power's been brought to my eyes
And If you can't do the same, then why NOT commit huh?
Well, you're gaslit enough to roast chestnuts on an open fire!
Only spoken to to say "Open Fire!"!
And you think you know what's best for me?!
I won't listen to a single thing that she said to me!
I'm sorry I yelled! I swear I didn't mean it
I'm worth less then both of your chapters' releases!
Eh? Was that real? Do you think that she's heard me?
Maybe it's best if I didn't wake up, like Berdly!
This always happens, people get close I hurt them (Kris?)
I should've been another girl who still got assured (What do we do?)
Monika (Kris?!) was right, she was always right, I'm so weak
Please please! I nee- ahhh!