Deltarune Rap Battles
Jevil
Vs
Bill Cipher
Let's just get this over with, kid, my time is money
I only hopped into this battle 'cause it might be funny
And it's not like this guy's ever gonna wake up
Like you last encounter with a dealmaker, you're gonna break up!
Name's Bill Cipher, I flame ill writers
And you're Toby Fox's inane little sprite work
Insane lil' guy tried to play with the Lightners
Wasted their time 'til it made him feel tired
Well, I'm a master of the Dreamscape, I'm reading your thoughts and
Jesus! Even McGucket can't beat your nonsense
Between us, I'd love to make a deal
Cause I bet you're a genius, Kidding!
Out of all the clowns that I met, you're the weakest!
Even Giddeon stood as a bigger threat
Than this little misfit living off the visions in his head
I'm always watching, I'm the nacho with the cheddar stacks
And I'm giving you the W, 11 letters back!
Hee hee hee! A visitor's come to play!
But I'm not sure you're good enough for a number game
'Cause two seasons in, you were killed in the brain!
Now, to gamble with me? Bill's gonna pay (Huhuhu)
Go and try all angles of your frail scheme
This battle ain't equilateral, as I'm for whom the scale leans
You failed each debacle with some preteens, preteens
You can't even beat me in your peak dreams, peak dreams!
He's not in minds now, the boysengirls are bored of him
On the track, I'm the shark, and you look like more the fin
Tried extorting coordinates from Ford to go explore a bit
Unfortunately, zapping Ford's gourd did naught but scorch his head!
Restored a third dimension form, he soared to sow discord
But his pitch was so abhorrent, even Grunkle Stan ignored his bids!
Torturing me on the mic will not help you secure a win
'Cause you can't do anything if you step outside of Oregon
Says the guy in a "carou-cell" 'til his days end
I'll just live inside your head, it's gotta be vacant
Keep laughing, Jack in the Box-ed up basement
Let's see who still stands when I At-bash your face in!
I scramble words like ICE-E with ease
BC, N MC B4 B.C.E
And behind this jester's gleam lies a deadly secret
He drove away his only friend 'cause he was depressed!
Nice going, Caesar, your one friend betrayed you!
If life is a game, then he sure as hell played you
Locked you up and chopped up the key
Hey, guess that big ol' plushie is "not what he Seams"
You're a comedy routine, you get it?
They'd forget you if not for W. D. Dependence
Let's wrap it up, I left this reject second
And kicked a second giant baby out my Weirdmageddon!
You call this Chaos? Felt more normative
You were made soft in your boring script
My win is simply in the cards, I was born with it
And I can change lots: Metamorphosis
I reuse my last scheme and reorder it!
It's all Fair Use in my world: It's transformative!
I play for fun, you play to win, so authorative
But does it matter who wins if neither exists?
I can do anything in my little freedom
Your Sock Opera-tion was cut short by a tree stump
I may be a Darkner, but I'm not a dimwit
While Bill's bidding with the twins, built himself a prison
Here's the deal, you are through! It's the end of my fun
The shots I fired left you burned, like a memory gun!
Next time they go to hunt for ciphers, they will leave you alone
We will not meet again, my victory's set in stone
Hahahahaha! Hahahaha!
Buh-bye! Hah-AH!