Welcome to West Texas There's music in the air Dust clouds, a tornado or two No telling what's out there Well, the wind outside is howling The coyotes cry in fear Welcome to West Texas You're gonna like it here You wake up in a dust storm At noon it starts to rain A front blow through at quarter past two At three it's sunny again The wind picks up a little You see a house go flying by Be sure to watch your spit Or it'll hit you in the eye Here comes a big blue northern It's lookin cold and dense In the morning grab an icepick Chip the livestock off the fence If you don't like the weather Just wait an hour or two Yesterday's high was 95 This morning is 22 Be sure to nail those windows shut Stuff paper in the cracks Cowboys pull your kerchiefs up May the wind be at your back Don't worry 'bout breathing dust in Scientific research show West Texas dust is so big It won't fit in you nose Welcome to West Texas There's music in the air Dust clouds, a UFO No telling what's up there Well the wind outside is howling The coyotes cry in fear Welcome to West Texas You're gonna like it here Welcome to West Texas You're gonna like it here