Walkin' with my baby, she got great big feet She long, lean and lanky ain't had nothing to eat She's my baby And I love her just the same Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name Caldonia! Caldonia! What make your big head so hard? I love you, I love you just the same Crazy bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name You know what my mama told me? Mama sais, "Son, keep away from that woman, she gonna take all your money" "Hey, hey, hey, hey boy, don't lie about my mum or you get hurt It don't matter, Jordan, you don't know what you're doing but lie about my mum Caldonia! Caldonia! What make your big head so hard?