Well done Why don't you get a job? Even Tarquin has a job Mary Berry's got a job So why don't you get a job? (Well done) Why don't you win a medal? Even Tarquin wins a medal Mary Berry's has a medal So why don't you win a medal? (Well done) I'd rather cut my nose off (To spite my face) I'd rather bite my nose off (To spite my face) Why don't you get a degree? Even Tarquin has a degree Mary Berry's got a degree So why don't you get a degree? (Well done) Why don't you like reggae? Even Tarquin likes reggae Nigel likes reggae So why don't you like reggae? (Well done) Why don't you like football? Even Tarquin likes football Trevor Nelson likes football So why don't you like football? Well done ♪ I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my face Ah! ♪ "Come to Paris," she said He finally said Shake that your head I feel good, good, good I feel good, yeah, sometimes feel good Everytime I go there And in my head I feel good, good, good I feel good, yeah, sometimes feel good Every time I go there Even in my head I'd rather bite my nose off To spite my face