My friend is so depressed He wishes he was dead I swam inside his head And this is what he said Help me, help me Won't someone set me free? There's no right side of the bed With a body like mine and a mind like mine My friend is so depressed She wanted to have sex I pissed in the kitchen sink As she slowly undressed No way, no way We never shall decay We won't last five fucking minutes With a body like mine and a mind like mine I guess this is as far as she goes I guess this is as far as we go I guess this is as far as we go I guess this is as far My friend is so depressed He wishes he was dead I swam inside his head And this is what he said Help me, help me Won't someone help me sleep? There's no right side of the bed With a body like mine and a mind like mine My friend is so depressed She wanted to have sex I pissed in the kitchen sink As she slowly undressed No way, no way We never shall decay We won't last five fucking minutes With a body like mine and a mind like mine I guess this is as far as we go I guess this is as far as we go I guess this is as far as we go I guess this is as far as we go I guess this is as far as we go I guess this is as far as we go Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I guess this is as far as we go I guess this is as far as we go My friend is so depressed My friend is so depressed