"Ar! Ar! Ar! Ar! Ar! Ar!" said the puppy to the snake I've got a real big mirror of a smile and I hold it to the fakes Hard boot slammed to the ground so I see what shakes And I kill 'em with kindness I kill 'em with kindness Ain't no doormats here It doesn't mean you have to bow, or say "Your Highness" Just kill 'em with kindness If you wanna beat the machine, keep your teeth clean And kill 'em with kindness Kill 'em with kindness Kill 'em with kindness Kill 'em with kindness K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kill 'em with kindness ♪ Kindness ♪ I guess you cannot tell from my tone I mean ba-ba-business and I ain't on my own I'm guessing it is hard for you to see That-that-that-that empathy will cut down your throne Don't you mind people grinning in your face Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, said the champ to the chase, whoa 'Cause we're killing with kindness (kill 'em with kindness) Your hum-drum, sarky slow lines don't bother me none "Wa-wa-wa, woo-woo-woo," said the flower to the sun Our love-locked congregation gift will get you slapped "Gna-na-na-na-na-gnaw," said the beaver to the dam 'Cause we're killing with kindness Kill 'em with kindness We'll kill 'em with kindness Kill 'em with kindness Woo! Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya there ain't no doormats here ♪ Shake!