A lack of height It's not a crime If They're the dollar We're the dime A lack of faith In human kind It's never easy To be left behind Where have all the midgets gone? (I cannot see them, I cannot see them!) I used to see them all the time What's with dwarf shortage? (I don't fuckin' know) A cut down, compressed paradime (They are so SMALL!) Magic powers But no Magic Johnson Vertically challenged Horizontally outrun Three feet tall But ten miles high But now all dwarves Seem to have died Where have all the midgets gone? (I cannot see them, I cannot see them!) I used to see them all the time What's with dwarf shortage? (I don't fuckin' know) A teeny-tiny paradime (Why are they so SMALL!?!)