Wanna do us a favour Inhale your own vomit Give us your address, tonight we're gonna bomb it Answer us goddamnit Don't leave these words undetonated Like fucking land mines we have just masturbated When Morrissey dies, we'll have cake Or, even better, a steak When Morrissey dies, we'll have cake Or, even better, a steak When Morrissey dies, we'll have cake Or, even better, a steak And a dairy milkshake When you're the boyfriend in a coma We'll all be standing bedside Our dicks like Pinocchio and we just told a lie When Morrissey dies, we'll have cake Or, even better, a steak When Morrissey dies, we'll have cake Or, even better, a steak When Morrissey dies, we'll have cake Or, even better, a steak And a dairy milkshake