A little south of New York City and I'm looking for a ride Drinking truck-stop coffee to choke down a little pride I been up here about a year, and it's just too dang cold The weather ain't much better, I'm going back to San Antone My wallet and my big ideas are both just busted flat I been sleepin' at the mission, and some sucker stole my hat Had to sell my Cadillac and I'm down to skin and bone I need some good home cookin', I'm going back to San Antone I want to find a cool mimosa tree along that river walk Watch those Texas girls smile and twirl man, I love to hear 'em talk Hey mister, aren't those Texas plates I hope you're headed home Can I jump inside sure need a ride Going back to San Antone I'll go junkyard crazy if I don't get out in time I want to hit that hacienda and let Angel ease my mind 'Cause I'm tired of eating tofu and going home alone I need a hot enchilada I'm going back to San Antone I want to find a cool mimosa tree and hear some southern talk Watch those Texas girls smile and twirl man, I love to watch 'em walk Hey mister, aren't those Texas plates I hope you're headed home Can I jump inside sure need a ride going back to San Antone Can I jump inside sure need a r-i- d-e going back to San Antone