Well I'm going down to Doomsville baby And I'm taking you along with me Well I'm going down to Doomsville baby And I'm taking you along with me Well I'm going down and I'm taking A little piece of everybody I know along with me Well I'm going down to Doomsville mama It's the City of Broken Hearts Where any boy can grow up to be President Of an entire nation of broken hearts The representative from the sate of Misery The dogcatcher from the lower parts of beautiful downtown Doomsville baby Hitchhike Well I'm going down to Doomsville honey I've got my reservation at Headache Hotel Where the bellhop is a drunk and the deskclerk's got some junk He wants to sell It's a TV with a bullethole It's autographed Yeah Hitchhike Well I'm going down to Doomsville baby Wave bye-bye Well I'm going down to Doomsville baby Wave bye-bye Well you don't have to go no Only the sparkle from your eye Doomsville here I come