You told me some amazing stories Doesn't matter if they're true or false Keep it coming don't stop the stream Tell me about the wooden beam Sitting by the table with a bunch of guys Time flies by until a motherfucker screams out LIAR LIAR LIAR I can't believe the way you piss in my face – PISS IN MY FACE You're so far off we're not the same race I don't know how, I don't know why No story's good without a lie I'm gonna end you Learning the tricks of an old man's tongue Never easy to lie that long Oh hail the art of a teller Gotta love the grandma speller Sitting by the table with a bunch of guys Time flies by until a motherfucker screams out LIAR LIAR LIAR I can't believe the way you piss in my face – PISS IN MY FACE You're so far off we're not the same race I don't know how, I don't know why No story's good without a lie I'm gonna end you I can't believe the way you piss in my face – PISS IN MY FACE You're so far off we're not the same race I don't know how, I don't know why No story's good without a lie I'm gonna end you