You offer me beer, you offer my wine You offer me reeer, change my mind You offer me whisky, you offer me gin You offer me everything all over again But I ain't satisfied, no matter how you try Cause life's too short Been drinking your cheap wine You offer me a bed, a good place to stay I already know baby your seductive way You offer me champagne, you offer me rum If I say I'm gonna leave, you show me your shot gun But I ain't satisfied, no matter how you try Cause life's too short Been drinking your cheap wine