Ever since I was a little baby people always said I was sick
Teachers always told me not to talk that way
And that I wouldn't amount to shit
I swore if I ever had the chance, one day I'd make 'em all pay for this
But fuck it I guess I'm way too lazy
I never got around to it
See, I don't mean to be mean
But it seems that every MC that I see couldn't even dream of beating me
It's so easy, how easily I could smoke a beat
Forget the [?] you could just leave it to me
When god handed out talent he didn't spread it evenly
'Cuz half of you motherfuckers are shitty like anal beads
So one day the curtain came to me to keep the sin locked inside of my brains and sang to me
So with certainty I concern [?]
Circumstances that had made me such a little shit
Never heard of me?
That's gonna change, 'cuz my new promo scheme is to spray paint my name
On every billboard, every church, every house
On every teacher's ass 'til kids laugh and point it out
So while I'm busy writing rhymes on crystal lake
Trust me, when this record drops nobody is safe
Ever since I was a little baby people always said I was sick
Teachers always told me not to talk that way
And that I wouldn't amount to shit
I swore if I ever had the chance, one day I'd make 'em all pay for this
But fuck it I guess I'm way too lazy
I never got around to it
People call me a cynic, a sinner, running for center of the [?]
One of the sickest son of a bitches
There's no medicine to make me any better when it sticks to my stomach no matter what city I end up in
I traveled far and wide
With my scars that I
Have acquired ever since I was just a little guy
And if you lived where I lived, and got picked on, and jumped so many times you learn to spit rhymes with broken ribs
I got a long list of people who'd laugh behind my back
My mind races, but somehow it still comes in last
Just the way it is for me
But I still give 110% for the kids that are into me
So without further ado, we come through
With five fingers locked, swinging on anyone fucking with you
If you're sick of being told that you're nothing
Fuck it, you got nothing to lose
Pull out your dick and tell 'em to suck it
Ever since I was a little baby people always said I was sick
Teachers always told me not to talk that way
And that I wouldn't amount to shit
I swore if I ever had the chance, one day I'd make 'em all pay for this
But fuck it I guess I'm way too lazy
I never got around to it
As a young man
It might be normal now, but back then
It was unheard of to be rapping without a suntan
I was the butt of the jokes
The fun that people poked
I got my revenge cutting their bicycle spokes
In hopes that they fall off and drop dead
Instead they whooped my ass in the road and I called it street cred
So much to my parents dismay, I would display an interest in rap that they couldn't get to go away
So, okay, let's say I made the illest record on the planet
Nobody would buy it anyway
I kept writing in spite of what people might think
No wonder why my heart stays colder than an ice rink
I couldn't give less of a shit
To say that I don't give a fuck would be an understatement
It's well understood that I stand to deliver, though you think you [?]
Ever since I was a little baby people always said I was sick
Teachers always told me not to talk that way and that I wouldn't amount to shit
I swore if I ever had the chance, one day I'd make 'em all pay for this
But fuck it I guess I'm way too lazy
I never got around to it