Two months behind on rent now Smile broad and they forgive you Slept through a staff meeting No one expects any different from you It's hard to form adult connections When you sleep on turtle bedspreads I can fake my way through a date But I (can't hide how child I am) Misplaced another invoice Add another dude to avoid Bad with days and shitty with times Guess it's Thai takeout Valentines It's hard to form adult connections When you sleep on turtle bedspreads I can fake my way through a date But I (can't hide how child I am) When you're just charming enough to survive When the people you owe they like you and so you don't die When all you've got in your pocket is handshakes and lies You're allowed to sit down but trust it'll be a short ride