Oh no, don't let him answer the phone
He'll take so long to get to "hello" they'll think that nobody's home
I don't think we should let him talk to our kids
I don't want 'em to t-t-turn out like him
You've got so much to say, you've got so much to say
You've got so much to say, but you can't get it out
You've got so much to say, you've got so much to say,
I can tell by your face. Why can't you just get it out?
You've got so much to say, you've got so much to say,
But I don't have all day so could you just spit it out?
You've got so much to say when you're up on that stage,
But when we're face to face you just can't get it out
Another time the words just don't come out right
Another ruined special night
What's that happening to your face and your neck?
It's like you've got some kind of mental defect
You've got so much to say...
What's that sound coming out of your throat?
It's like some horrible, wounded animal choke
I'm kinda scared by what's going on with your face
You're not making a sound, and it looks like you're in pain
I've got so much to say, I've got so much to say,
I've got so much to say, but I can't get it out
I've got so much to say, I've got so much to say,
I lose control of my face when I just can't get it out
I've got so much to say, I've got so much to say,
But we don't have all day so could I just spit it out
I've got so much to say when I'm up on that stage
But when we're face to face I just can't spit it out
Another time the words just don't come out right
That "another time" is the story of my whole life
Yes, I'm sure. No, I didn't forget my name
Sometimes I just have this problem here with my brain
Oh no, don't let him answer the phone
He'll take so long to get to "hello" they'll think that nobody's home
I don't think we should let him talk to our kids
I don't want 'em to t-t-turn out like him