The British Calendar Act of 1751 Declared twelve days in the following year Would not exist On rose afternoons it doesn't rain The kid with downs is always out On the back of his dad's motorcycle Hugging his waist hard, carving parking lots It's political mysticism Storyboard the light It's political mysticism All this terror's such a fright It's political mysticism Keeps you up at night The British Calendar Act of 1751 Declared twelve days in the following year Would not exist And this kid, always in his mirrored shades Not only too big but slippin' This kid's interior mirror Keeps the clockwork of the Earth on time It's political mysticism Storyboard the light It's political mysticism All this terror's such a fright It's political mysticism Keeps you up at night The British Calendar Act of 1751 Declared the day after Wednesday September 2nd, 1752 Would be Thursday, September 14 1752