There's a McDonald's in the desert and a flag on the Moon And gonna shoot billboards into space pretty soon So that when I stare up into the smoggy night sky I can see the golden arches floating way up high There's two miles of mylar drifting aimlessly in space I'll just sit there with one more blank stare on my face And I'll just ignore it like everything else 'Cause I'm just to damned busy always thinking about Myself There's a place in the desert where the sand stretches out And the wind keeps on crying "won't you get the fuck out" All the white people came with their porsches and pools To elect some celebrity to make all the rules There's a shopping center standing on a burial ground now There's a hamburger stand where you can eat a sacred Cow It's a half a pound slab and it's juicy and meaty And the billboard makers whine and complain about Grafitti. There's a barge full of garbage floating in the harbor There's a cementary full of our heroes and martyrs And our road is paved with the beast of intentions There's an answering machine answering at suicide Prevention But at least someones listening sooner or later So that they can report back that I am a traitor For defacing all your billboards with a suicide tag That you just can't wash out with some thinner and a rag