I knew we wouldn't have to travel far Before you'd say, "I don't know where we are" But going anywhere with you was a special thing And it never was long before we'd laugh and sing And when I saw you lying there All hooked up and not going anywhere I had no idea they'd unplug you like that You had years to live on all that fat It never shoulda happened I just wanna go back to old Wisconsin In this poor excuse for a town where we came from There's nowhere to hide so don't even try to run So much criticism is just plain jealousy At the garbage bin he used to watch the ballgame with me And when we went to Baltimore Kicked in the head when we fell on the floor We had no idea it would go down like that I wanna crush their softball heads with my baseball bat It never shoulda happened I just wanna go back to old Wisconsin And when I saw you lying there All hooked up and not going anywhere I had no idea they'd unplug you like that You had years to live on all that fat It never shoulda happened I just wanna go back to old Wisconsin