Take care to avoid the heavy stuff I give up, this literature is fluff Trawled through sketches of notes the night before Chased the baffled employess floor to floor Hung a 'do not disturb' on glass swing doors Fabled diaries written to be read Creaking uprights ring through Nissen sheds You are clearly a man of influence Your collectable tales do so impress Now the world can enjoy your savvy sense This poor devil does not want to be An out of habit radio emcee. And he sensed the unease, the Governor's worse Treated baffled colonials rhyme and verse Now I will not expect that visit first