Hit 'em with a two-step
Three-step, four-step
You step, we step
Banging on your doorstep
Ain't nobody home yet
We should make the floor wet
Sunny in July, it was cold
Almost 22, I feel old
Man, what am I gonna do with my life?
I dunno
But I do know
Everything's a little better with the lights low
And your mood swings when you're off your benzos
I ain't judging you, just a little info
Ay, yeah, run it back for a minute
You say you live life to forget it
Crew said they would die 'fore I get it
Two times my lips lied so you bit it
Wait the world is so big, fantastic
I can't stretch my arms, no elastic
I been on myself since Jurassic
It's okay to trip
Don't fall acid
But if you do fall
I'll catch you
And why am I always on my knees
When I could lie down next to me?
And why would I ever want to leave
When I could die here in ecstasy?
Hey
What's the deal with this shit?
Why you all standing around
When you could be moving your hips?
Hey, hey, hey
What's the deal with this shit?
Why you all standing around
When you could be moving like this?
Funk you
I wanna funk you up
I wanna funk you
I wanna funk
Set it off
Dance with the devil
Now baby you better bet it all
Tell me your secrets
I promise I'm a professional
Pass by the marker
You vegan so we buy vegetables
Aren't I incredible?
Take it all
Call you my Kit-Kat 'cause baby I wanna break you off
I ain't so perfect
The decency of a debutant
My hat on backwards
'Cause baby I gotta catch 'em all
And I use master balls
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Hey
What's the deal with this shit?
Why you all standing around
When you could be moving your hips?
Hey, hey, hey
What's the deal with this shit?
Why you all standing around
When you could be moving like this?
Funk you
I wanna funk you up
I wanna funk you
I wanna funk (you up)