What if I told you That you're a lovely gal And i'd adore you If you'd just show me how- right now What if i told you Things that i have inside Shoulder to cry on Someone that i confide- right now I can't see The life thats left in front of me So drop me off I can't do The things that i was meant to Just drop me in What if i told you That you're a stupid whore And i want nothing Your life is such a bore to me What if i told you I speak with honesty You said yourself, girl Best things in life are free Right now, right away I can't see The life thats left in front of me So drop me off I can't do The things that i was meant to Just drop me in Never better, never worse Never better, never worse Never better, never worse Never better, never worse