We're gonna start with one of my favourite songs off the last record
It's called "I Ain't Your Boy"
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I see the pictures on the wall
The time, the place, I don't recall
I can't swear I was there at all
Or if I'm here now
I hear the way you talk to me
It's like you're asking silently
To make it like it used to be
I just don't know how
'Cause I, I ain't your boy
I ain't your boy
I ain't your boy
No, I, I ain't your boy
I-I, I ain't your boy
But I sleep in his bed
And I sleep with his wife
I know all of his friends
I inhabit his life
I watch him on the videos
The shaggy hair, the funny clothes
The naked lip beneath that nose
A muscle memory
You wonder loudly where he is
And why he never reappears
I try to tell you through the tears
I haven't seen that kid for years
And I, I ain't your boy
I ain't your boy
No, I ain't your boy
No, I, I ain't your boy
I-I, I ain't your boy
And you're never gonna get him back
You're never gonna get him back
Nothing's gonna bring him back
Nothing's gonna bring him back
And if you narrow your blue eyes then
I could be him, from way back when
And I won't mind, there is no shame
If you kiss me and you call me his name
I, I ain't your boy
No, I ain't your boy
I ain't your boy
No, I, I ain't your boy
I-I, I ain't your boy
And you're never gonna get him back
You're never gonna get him back
Nothing's gonna bring him back
Nothing's gonna bring him back
But if you narrow your blue eyes then
I could be him from way back when
And I won't mind, there is no shame
If you kiss me and you call me his name
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Thank you, thank you
I mean, it's not gonna get much better from there
That's the fun one that I open up with
We're in for a pretty wild ride here guys