Guilt and Regret They are my two inbred brothers Guilt and Regret, o god How I hate them both from the bottom of my heart Guilt and Regret and me Wake up into a brand new day Guilt and Regret lively I am still dead tired The night has been long and hard My brothers they ask me "Do you recall anything from yester-night, no?" They laugh at me and go "Nothing at all? Well, it must have been an evening of joy" Guilt and Regret, o god How I hate them both from the bottom of my heart ♪ Each morning like this they come Uninvited Pale as ghosts, reeking of compost Yet most I abhor their bloodshot eyes ♪ My brothers they ask me "Do you recall anything from yester-night, no?" They laugh at me and go "Nothing at all? Well, it must have been an evening of joy" My brothers they tease me "Do you remember anything from yester-night, no?" They laugh at me and go "O sure you do, we buried our little sister Hope" Guilt and Regret and me What a twisted family we are Guilt and Regret, o god How I hate you both from the bottom of my heart