Like a scene in science fiction Where the creature will not die I'll be using perfect diction Even though I'm terrified I see you smiling through me Can you find a place to hide? I think I might hear someone Coming out of the corner of my eye I've been meaning to look into your eyes I've seen them a half a million times How have I not seen them act this strange? I've been meaning to look behind your smile I've seen it a half a million times So, how'd I not notice that you have fangs? I just had the strangest vision The apartment was on fire You were standing in the kitchen And you were covered in cherry pie Well, you know I see what's behind your back So you can't tell me, it was just a snack Aww, I think I'm gonna get sick Everybody, everybody I knows got Everybody, everybody I knows got Everybody, everybody I knows got fangs I've been meaning to look into your eyes I've seen them a half a million times How have I not seen them act this strange? I've been meaning to look behind your smile I've seen it a half a million times So, how'd I not notice that you have fangs? Everybody, everybody I knows got Everybody, everybody I knows got Everybody, everybody I knows got fangs Now I got a party at my door And I'm laying on the floor Just trying to catch my breath If you'd just give me a minute No, I don't need no other friend So I will not let you in And if you don't go away Then I'm jumping out the window