Little Betty ate a pound of Aspirin She got them off the shelf up on the wall Now, Betty's mommy, she wasn't there to save her She didn't even hear her baby call her Dead babies can't take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well, we, we didn't love you anyway ♪ Daddy, he's a necrophile in Texas Mommy's on the bar 'most every night Little Betty sleeping in the graveyard She's living there in burgundy and white Dead babies can't take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well, we, we didn't want you anyway ♪ Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye Little Betty I said so long, so long, so long, so long Little Betty Poor Betty, so long ♪ Dead babies can't take care of themselves Dead babies can't take (things off the) shelf We, we didn't want you anyway ♪ Little Betty ♪ I hear a call from out under a rock I crawled out from under my mother's womb And in her rage I crawled right back in