6 a.m. Fritz the farmer lets out the hens Into the yard A new day's about to start It is hard work Fritzes back already hurts When the hour reaches 8 p.m. End of the day The chickens are all over the place And Fritz he thinks How could I get the chicks back in? It's always the same Every single evening That's when he uses to say... I wish I was a powerful chickmagnet I'd just step into the barn If I was such a powerful chickmagnet They'd just fly into my arms Fritzes life Had always been bothered by this strife As a kid He used to turn into chicken shit When his mother said C'mon, Fritzie, take the chicks to bed Then he just wanted to cry When he was a teen He always had that scary dream Of a billion hens He had to put behind a fence And every night He woke up screaming and terrified And he whispered to himself... So he signed up for university Studied biological nano-technology He developed a magnet theory For extended feather gravity And he was... and he was like... I constructed a powerful chickmagnet I just step into the barn I constructed a powerful chickmagnet Now they fly into my arms