I need an empath, is that too much to ask?
I'm still holding my breath, can I stop holding my breath?
It's a cakewalk, and I take it easy
These aren't gym shorts, they're athleisure
I need a frank talk, is that too much to ask?
I am double-fisting it: medications in one hand
Placebos in the other hand
I got a soul made of whole-grain mustard
I'm not normal, I'm unflustered
Do you want to see me wear a collared shirt?
Manipulation, influence, affluence, and arrogance
Do you want to see me eating French dessert?
Persecution, placation, validation, Fast Food Nation
Do you guys want to see some pics of things I did on my vacation?
If I catch on fire, please put me out
If I get wet, please dry me off
If I have a heart attack, please give me CPR
And continue the compressions till the ambulance arrives
If I forget my wallet, please lend me 20 bucks
And pretend it never happened and don't ask for it back
If you have to kill me, please cover me in dirt
If I catch on fire, please put me out
If I catch on fire, please put me out
When you need something from someone
You haven't talked to for a long time, do you just ask?
Or do you call them first for quote-unquote "no reason"
And then a couple days later, call them again?
Do you want to see me wear a collared shirt?
Manipulation, influence, affluence, and arrogance
Do you want to see me eating clumps of dirt?
Persecution, placation, validation, Fast Food Nation
Do you guys want to see some pics of things I did on my vacation?
If I catch on fire, please put me out
If I get wet, please dry me off
If I have a heart attack, please give me CPR
And continue the compressions till the ambulance arrives
If I forget my wallet, please lend me 20 bucks
And pretend it never happened and don't ask for it back
If you have to kill me, please cover me in dirt
If I catch on fire, please put me out
If I catch on fire, please put me out