Everyday, you see unhappy faces glare and pout My friend, Sam, he is the tickle man And he makes the whole world shout (What's he do?) He tickles the tummy Tickles the toes He tickles the ears And he tickles the nose Tickles the fingers Tickles the feet He tickles the rear It can't be beat! He tickles you fast He tickles you slow Tickles you up and down He tickles you over Tickles you under And tickles you all around Now, everyday, Sam catches grouchy people when they frown Sam is blue and he's two foot two and he flies from town to town (What's he do?) He tickles your father He tickles your mother He tickles your sister And he tickles your brother Tickles your uncle He tickles your aunt He tickles them all on the back and the front Tickles you hard He tickles you soft Tickles you easy and nice He tickles you stronger Tickles you sweeter He tickles you more than twice (he's so funny) He tickles you more than twice (he keeps you laughing) Tickles you more than twice (I can't stand it) Tickles you more than twice (Tickle, tickle, tickle) Tickles you more than twice, ha ha