I tears of prayer Everyone knows What it's called Does a steamer help I am I say I am I cry Innoculated safe In my pale disguise I too have dreams They sometimes arise I only have one thing to say My only call So carve it in rock And let it be known Here stands the asshole Who dreamed of shitting gold Here stands the asshole Who dreamed of shitting gold Here stands the asshole Who dreamed of shitting gold It's all I have to say It's my only hope It's the whole of my truth It's the truth worth to be told Might I tell And fortunes unfold May I be instead Most of all So carve it in rock And let it be known Here stands the asshole Who dreamed of shitting gold Here stands the asshole Who dreamed of shitting gold Here stands the asshole Who dreamed of shitting gold Here stands the asshole Who dreamed of shitting gold