(It's going) ♪ Brandon has a mustache on his face Martin has a mustache above his lip I have a mustache Dillon has a mustache They're all really great Jared shaved off his mustache He's a disgrace to our fans We're friends 'til the end We sing and write songs And throw chairs at the wall Hm-mm-mm Hm-hm-hm Hmm-hm-hm Yeah Hmm-mm-mm Hmm-hmm-hmm Hmm-hmm-hmm We're growing our mustaches 'Til Thanksgiving in November Enter the Collector Better be growing them Because they're from Texas Theirs better be big As Texas can be Because Mustaches are made for you and me Today